Ah, honesty—what a noble sight!
To speak the truth, to tell it right.
For what is integrity, if not the game?
Where words and deeds are quite the same.
But oh! How dull, this rigid course,
To never bend, or show remorse.
A little fib, a harmless spin—
Why, that’s where politics begins!
So here’s to truth, in all its forms—
Just mind the wiggle in its norms.